That about sums up how I felt about the Cloverfield movie. Just not impressed by a monster taking Manhattan and cloaking it in “Movie 2.0″ with the jingly-jagly hand-held “reality action” video did not make it any better. You could easily beat to death one of the secreted offspring but of course all the firepower of a United States Combined Forces assault couldn’t bring down the parent. And as if the battery would last that long.