“Free” Wi-Fi at DIA is available - all you have to do is watch a 30 “second” commerical from Ultramercial. Of course, the servers are so slow that the 30 seconds turns into 30 minutes of “Loading…” Watching that little blue bar in Safari creep forward gives me more than enough time to write this post. At first, this was all I was going to say except that it’s still “Loading…” so I need to make up some more things to say… Yep, more things to say. Ah! Progress. Now I got the attached message. No shit, Sherlock. I can imagine just how happy Ford is making their potential customers sit through this.