Alas, I used to be the number one Michael Bauer on Google. Then that San Francisco food critic Michael Bauer took the number one spot. That wasn’t much of a problem as I get treated like royalty when I dine in the Foggy City. Now, I’ve slipped to number three as the artist Michael Bauer has a freaking Saatchi Gallery site. His work is pretty cool so I guess I’m OK with that. Any of these German guys come on strong and I’m going to have to launch my own little jihad to regain my ranking though. Sprechen Sie Deutsch, baby?